Cooey!

Big shout out to Claud's new squeeze

OK Claude thats done,  now please belt up about him

Fixies finaly hit Dibley

 

That really is keeping it "Simple"

Beckham "proving" money really cannot buy taste! FAIL

 

FAIL Dave FAIL

Sweet Ride shame babushka got dressed in the dark!! FAIL love FAIL

Our Nemesis

This bloke stands for everything in cycling The Hoxton Wheelers are against! When will these people understand its NOT about how FAST you go its all about how good you LOOK!

Our "Cycle Polo" group is growing fast

A total "Plum"

When you start to belive your own bullshit....You end up looking a complete COCK! Massive Fail

How much for the saddle love?

Shitbag Alert - Bikes are Cool - Protect Yours

A serious message BUY A QUALITY LOCK to protect your investment, A colleague and I tried to stop a bike theft taking place last week but he  cant run as fast as bike thieves can pedal if the owner had invested a few quid more it  MIGHT have delayed the scumbag just long enough for us to lay our hands on him the nasty greasy spotty little scag head!

Sometimes the phrase "Numb Nuts" is totaly inadequate!

We are for once, at a loss for words!!!

Thanks for showing us your "twat" Joanne

I just KNEW those new brakes would be too sharp for Claude!

It is possible to love your fixie too much

We belive we are the first cycling club in the UK to embrace the Hasidic Community

Young Yossi in his best shabbos suit, cuts a racy figure on his way back from the Brick Lane bagel bakery on this sweet retro ride.

Our "Cycle Polo" section is growing

We wondered what came first the Bike or the Boots!

Thanks David

An bloke with his chopper out in London Fields!

Thanks to "Sinister"

The bike was simply too big a lure for some scumbag! but it is clear Hoxtons finest take the safety of the things they treasure most highly, very seriously

Our rule of thumb is, "If its not finished, its not ready to show"

Some newbie’s take a while grasp the subtle nuances of the "Fixie" Hipster look

On the left a hipster with fair personal "style" but badly let down by a second rate fixie

On the right a sweet ride, but his mum clearly dressed him in the dark!

Could it be we just found "Wally"?

No its just another wanker!

Even Valley Girls can be "members"

"There's no brakes right, so like run the stopping thing past me one more time"?

What they dont teach at Hoxton's world famous "Hipster Academy"!

The worlds first case of Fixification?

Sissification turns its unwarranted attentions on the fixie!

Parenthood and Style need not be enemies!

Our grateful thanks to Kaytaquana of Hoxton for proving to us all, it IS possible do those mum and baby coffee mornings and arrive with STYLE Go girlfriend!!!

The club picnic 2010 Victoria Park Hackney

Kate brought EVERYTHING but the Twister on the back of her Pashley, And as Tabitha demonstrates a tartan blanket is no substitute for the real board, but with that smile we can forgive Kate anything!
Thanks to Ryan

Liberté, égalité, fraternité - These are the very cornerstones of the French republique

The very lovely "Ann Marie" clearly  takes her Liberty's very seriously! Especially when in London, you just shop till you drop "Mon Cheri"!
Thanks to Ryan

When you DO get the look and pose "just right" take no chances,

Albain NEVER leaves home without his stylist and a "tog" in tow.

Forget tyre pressures, Check your colour coordination before the off, it's EVERYTHING on a ride

Allegra poses with her Pashley as though shes allways ridden one!

See...... Cycling isnt just about sweaty men

 

Although Claude firmly believes it should be!

But twice is unforgivable!

An OK first attempt!

Ya I just picked it up it ! and it goes perfectly with those new Westwood boots I bought!

Our "Young Fogies" Section head off to their "Club Cottage" on Hampstead Heath.

Gilbert & George take a break from having their bums pounded!

This is such an obvious improvement over rim brakes we cant think why we didnt think of it before!

A Fixie for a no Fixie?

ohhh suits you sir!

Nice bike mate.. Now about that look.

And who wouldnt like to Fixie her!

A contender for "Member" of the month?

The price Ashok paid for decending in Dolce and Gabbanna (But the Bolles's really have been done to death love!)

Astoria & Lou Lou at a "Cake Stop" Oooo We love those Bolle's

Serge Pre and Post? "Go girlfriend"

Hoxton Wheelers welcome Real Fixie "Traditionalists"

Sometimes you just gotta have that cool retro jacket (even if you are wearing a HELMET)

Club nights can get a bit hectic

Fliss proving old choppers give great rides to!